Subject Line: Your order confirmed - we’re dizzy with joy

First, [First Name], YOUR ORDER IS CONFIRMED. I'll ping you once it ships with tracking info.

Second, you caused quite a commotion in the office.

There I was, attempting to beat my personal record at desk chair spinning (43.5 rotations before nausea sets in), when

WHAM!

Michelle (our newest hire) practically broke down my door and burst in, jumping up and down.

"You'll never believe this," she gasped. "[First Name] just placed an order!" I stopped spinning so abruptly I nearly launched myself into the ficus.

"For real? You're absolutely sure?"

She was. She kept bouncing.

"BRILLIANT! Get Shipping on this immediately. Let's get this order out ASAP!"

"Then we party?" Michelle asked (still ricocheting off walls).

"Is water wet? Get the forklift and bring up that pallet of vintage New Coke we found on eBay. Then order the works - tacos, wings, and enough spring rolls to build a small log cabin.”

"On it like Sonic!" Michelle zoomed away, humming "Don't Stop Believin'."

I attempted one final victory spin, stumbled to Shipping on wobbly legs, and made sure your order got VIP treatment.

So, ya, we're over the moon about your order (clearly), and we won't rest until it's in your hands.

Nothing for you to now do but look forward to [a benefit of the product].

Meanwhile, I’m off to update my relationship status with equilibrium (It's complicated).

[Sender Name]